Black Hole Sun

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Well, they did say:

"observed what is believed to be a black hole’s corona launching away from the supermassive black hole. That event was then followed by a large pulse of X-Ray energy."

To me this sounds like the big, sleepy giant let one rip whilst taking a selfie of it.

Soooooo..superheated gas, maybe plasma. How very disappointing. But You can make some sense into that.