When it comes to YOUR sexuality and sexual tastes...

[Cuddly]

My theory is that my sexual orientation stems from my childhood. My father worked a lot and was away for whole weeks when I was 1-5. At 6 my parents got divorced. For no good reason I didn't like my stepdad.

I really liked the fathers in the Disney movies I watched. King Triton. The Sultan of Akrabar. Mufasa. The cute bear from the jungle book. The gummy bears.

At age 10, I think, an older man inappropriately approached me in the showers for the swimming hall. He just stood unnecessarily close to me and stared at me for a while. I was wearing my bathing shorts and my brothers were with me.

Now I have my own daddy husbear. With a beautiful white beard and cuddly belly.
It kinda adds up? I guess??