Best things about being gay ...

[Michael]

I've never understood it really. I get on great with lesbians. I wouldn't walk alone at night in the park without one for protection!

KIDDING ladies.........

I think the problem is that while we have the concept of our sexuality in common, we are really polar opposites. We have very little to do with women and they with men. We kind of start at the same point but go off in different directions with straight men and women as a buffer in between. We both actually have more in common with straight men and women more than we do as a group, even with the whole gay issue.

Then of course there are the mullets..... (sorry, I'm cracking myself up tonight. Not meant in any way to be serious. Too much renovation stress.)