My Christmas present is getting me in trouble

[Person66]

I think some of you assume that if this was a "straight" relationship then there'd be no secrets. WRONG. If this gift was from a girl, I'd have similar complications. There'd be another 1000 questions I'd have to answer like: "What'd you get her?" "How much did the cashmere cost?" . The more info they got, the more they'd use it to bring me down and tear her down. So there's the need to lie regardless of the sexual orientation of my relationship.