Thou Shall Not..

[monk]

Okay mate! :tongue:

Thou shalt not disappear, Wintermoon!

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not get upset when I refer to Tupac as 2Crack .

[monk]

^ Wouldn't dream of it - call him what you like! :biggrin:

Thou shalt not speak during Doctor Who.

[Rainbowmum]

Amen to that.

Thou shalt not assume, I like cleaning because I am Female.

[monk]

Thou shalt not feed me offal.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not ever offer me haggis ....

[monk]

Thou shalt not offer me drugs - except nicotine and caffeine!

[Rainbowmum]

Amen to that one too.

Thou shalt not let your feral children run wild in my house.

[monk]

Thou shalt not force your beliefs down my throat.

[Rainbowmum]

Amen!

Thou shalt not leave your shoes on when entering my house.