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Thou Shall Not..
Thou shalt not dig your fingernails into the cars dashboard.
I am driving if I am not nervous neither should you be.
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Thou shalt not make me handle polystyrene.
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Thou shalt not continue to rain. I'm getting worried. Should we start building an ark or something??
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I think growing gills would be more appropriate and useful.

Thou shalt not complain about missing dinner , without letting me know .
The rules are 2 hours late your dinner is in the microwave , if you have not shown up by the time I am ready to go to sleep, Your dinner is in Jack.
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Thou shalt not expect too much sense out of me at this time of day.


(Or any time of day, come to think about it!)
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Thou shall not repeatedly hit the snooze button.
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^Any time of day really.
Sorry your crappy Bighug

Thou shalt not try to take my picture when I am in gumboots and shorts.( not funny)
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^ Oh, the pictures in my mind! :biggrin:

Thou shalt not bring cats anywhere near me.
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^ Wicked man.:biggrin:

Thou shalt not come to my door with political polls , trust me you do not want to know my opinion on the labor party.
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^ haha sounds like a funny picture

Thou shall not decide to start a conversation when I'm in the middle of a movie.
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