Thou Shall Not..

[Blue]

Thou shalt not raid my freezer for the venison I just put in there this week.

[Rainbowmum]

^Thou shalt not go hunting in the rain.

[monk]

Thou shalt not change thy IP address and sneak back!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not parkth thy broom in the no parking zone, or thou shalt be persecuted to the fullest extend of the law.

[Blue]

Thou shat not attempt to change my network setting when you upgrade my ISP service lest ye find yourself the target of my temper.

[Rawr]

Thou shall not post animated gifs without getting entranced by them!
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[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not confuse me by not having a broom parking spot.

[monk]

Thou shalt not update thy broom to a hoover.

[Rainbowmum]

Tho shalt not give your children energy drinks.

[megumidesu]

thou shalt not do anything to make me feel bad today . it probably wouldn't work