Thou shalt not confuse me - I can be confused without any help!
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Thou shalt not assume anything.
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Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
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Thou shall not allow me to run out of sugar free ice cream when I want a bowl of it.
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Thou shalt not lie to me.
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Thou shalt not wear thy wooden shoes in the house.
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Thou shall not wear sweats in my bed.
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Thou shalt not leave your clothes on the floor right near the washing basket .Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...:mad:
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Though shalt not posses sheets with a thread count of less than 1500.
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