Thou shalt not upset the applecart .
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Thou shalt not set a cat among pigeons.
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Thou shalt not use my toothbrush to scrub the grout of the tiles, or I will use yours to scrub the toilet.
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Thou shalt not look for fly shit in the pepper.:biggrin:
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Thou shalt not offer me the pepper grinder! :eek:
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Thou shalt not tell anyone I have a wooden cock (And I promise I shan't tell anyone you have splinters in your mouth) .
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@ Bowyn: Mum's the word but, where did you hide my tweezers? :tongue: :biggrin:
Thou shalt not tell anyone I have a silver studded cock. (I won't tell them you like it that way.)
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Thou shalt not stir the pot.
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