Thou Shall Not..

[megumidesu]

Thou shalt not rummage through other peoples' things!

well not your things , obviously :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not upset the applecart .

[monk]

Thou shalt not set a cat among pigeons.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not use my toothbrush to scrub the grout of the tiles, or I will use yours to scrub the toilet.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not look for fly shit in the pepper.:biggrin:

[monk]

Thou shalt not offer me the pepper grinder! :eek:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not tell anyone I have a wooden cock (And I promise I shan't tell anyone you have splinters in your mouth) .

[Blue]

@ Bowyn: Mum's the word but, where did you hide my tweezers? :tongue: :biggrin:

Thou shalt not tell anyone I have a silver studded cock. (I won't tell them you like it that way.)

[Rainbowmum]

^ You two are hilarious.

Thou shall not tell say "You know" over and over when I have told you I do not know.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not stir the pot.