Thou shall not assume that I am always ready, able, and willing to fix your computer/iPod/phone problem. Just because I know how to use the internet does not mean I am the go-to tech person.
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Thou shalt not attack my feet cat.
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Thou shall not use your feet to attack the cat back
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Thou shall not jump on my lap when I'm not expecting it. (The cat I mean)
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Thou shalt not pray to Zeus for things your usual god would laugh at
(found that one on the interwebs, thought I should share....)
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Thou shall not not shower for a week.
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Thou shall not ask me to make an illegal copy of that zumba DVD set because you assume I have no moral objections to it. Thanks a lot, Mother.
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Thou shall not pirate music! Musicians need income too!
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I know! I didn't do it and she was pissed.
Thou shall not listen to people when they tell you not to be creative
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