Thou Shall Not..

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not assume that I am always ready, able, and willing to fix your computer/iPod/phone problem. Just because I know how to use the internet does not mean I am the go-to tech person.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not attack my feet cat.

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not use your feet to attack the cat back

[Beau]

Thou shall not jump on my lap when I'm not expecting it. (The cat I mean)

[ChrisD]

Thou shalt not pray to Zeus for things your usual god would laugh at

(found that one on the interwebs, thought I should share....)

[Beau]

Thou shall not not shower for a week.

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not ask me to make an illegal copy of that zumba DVD set because you assume I have no moral objections to it. Thanks a lot, Mother.

[Lalo]

Thou shall not pirate music! Musicians need income too!

[ChrisD]

I know! I didn't do it and she was pissed.

Thou shall not listen to people when they tell you not to be creative

[ceez]

thou shall not sell sea shells by the sea shore