Thou Shall Not..

[Miles]

Thou shalt not forget thy trousers.

Thou shalt not remember thy trousers. :biggrin:

[partisan]

Thou shall not sit on radiators for warmth with metal studs in the pants of your jeans

[Rainbowmum]

^ Ouch.

Thou shalt not use the microwave to dry your socks.

[monk]

Thou shalt not use thy tumble-dryer as a salad spinner.

[Steve1860]

Thou shalt not sit on a fire hydrant lest you want a HUGE douche

[partisan]

Thou shall not eat cornflakes from a saucepan

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not give the baby a bottle:


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[Spades]

Thou shall not pass of your yard rubbish as a "gift"

I leave a pile of asphalt... its a small pile...

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not limp for attention.

[trywait]

thou shall not drive on the wrong side of the road.... u gave me a fright and nearly had a heart attack