Thou shall not sit on radiators for warmth with metal studs in the pants of your jeans
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^ Ouch.
Thou shalt not use the microwave to dry your socks.
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Thou shalt not use thy tumble-dryer as a salad spinner.
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Thou shalt not sit on a fire hydrant lest you want a HUGE douche
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Thou shall not eat cornflakes from a saucepan
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thou shall not drive on the wrong side of the road.... u gave me a fright and nearly had a heart attack
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