lie to me

[monk]

Is a Weeping Angel.

[Rainbowmum]

Is a member of the royal guard.

[Lilitu]

Is the queen. The queen of cuisine.

[monk]

Is 93 years old and lives in Peru.

[Lilitu]

Is actually Peru. It's a horrific existence for you. You want to die. o_O

[Rainbowmum]

Has never baked anything in his life.

[monk]

Is Dame Edna's daughter Valmai in disguise.

[Rainbowmum]

^

Connects to the net telepathically.

[monk]

Thinks David Cameron is a sex-machine!

[Rainbowmum]

^ Ewwwww

Is a political cheerleader .