Owns 15 cars, 12 trucks, 8 motor cycles and a pair of roller skates and still goes no where.
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Would not rather be anywhere else.
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^^ Is an unconcerned man.
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Is completely beside himself
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Is as hairy as Sasquatch... Maybe he is actually Sasquatch, being so tall and living way up north....
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^^ Secretly wishes he could be abducted by 3 male Sasquatches (Sasquatch? Sasquatchi?) and be turned itnto their boy toy. ^^
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[COLOR="Gray"]Ok - you do understand that this is the Lies thread - right?
Oh Wait, I just revealed waaay tooooo much information there - never mind[/COLOR]
Reveals everyone's secrets in horrible ways:biggrin:
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Wrestles Alligators for the LULZ...
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