lie to me

[elad12]

Was once married to Crocodile Dundee

[Lalo]

^^Keeps referring to his "boyfriend". In reality his boyfriend is a life-size latex doll. ^^

[elad12]

(Wow he's hot! You know, that just might be the way to go.)

^ ^Pimps out latex dolls^^

[Lalo]

^^^^

^Was recently busted for lewd acts with a mannequin in the men's department of Macy's. ^

[elad12]

^Was recently busted for lewd acts with a mannequin in the women's department of Macy's. ^

[Beau]

^^ Enjoys being arrested for lewd acts in general.

[monk]

Wears clogs.

[Beau]

^^ Wears a string bikini at the beach.

[Lalo]

Quotes Mark Twain wherever he goes, driving his friends crazy.

[Miles]

Saw no sight sadder than a young pessimist, except for an old optimist.