Was once married to Crocodile Dundee
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(Wow he's hot! You know, that just might be the way to go.)
^ ^Pimps out latex dolls^^
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^Was recently busted for lewd acts with a mannequin in the women's department of Macy's. ^
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^^ Enjoys being arrested for lewd acts in general.
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^^ Wears a string bikini at the beach.
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Quotes Mark Twain wherever he goes, driving his friends crazy.
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Saw no sight sadder than a young pessimist, except for an old optimist.
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