lie to me

[southbiochem]

Is a newbie who lives in mother Россия cause he's so into cold you could not get him out of there

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is moving to the Death Valley because he longs for 120F (48.8889C) Summer days in order to feel warm.

[partis]

was in an episode of Baywatch playing surf dude 2

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is a lobbyist for Big Oil.

[partis]

Collects and recycles kangeroo dung into rocket fuel.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Whale dung has more bang to it though...

Prompted the Cuba Missile Crises...

[southbiochem]

Put those Jupiter missiles in Türkiye in the first place, just to see if the ruskies would reply...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Communist....

[southbiochem]

Mexican :tongue:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hung like a horse - A gelding.....