Not That Anyone Cares But...

[VileKyle]

Not that anyone cares, but I have a dinner date in an hour. Nobody cares that I am announcing each date of mine here either, or that I am so excited about them.

[trialbyerror]

It's N T A B C B

Were all so darn jealous, we just keep quiet :biggrin:

[trialbyerror]

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It's my turn
1) I'm off to the farm until Tuesday night so don't phone there's no bloody signal. Send any messages by Google pidgin post to 253713.43 S x 273827.30 E and he will land on my roof (exactly)

2) Don't think you get to win last post, I've automated my tablet to auto send on Tuesday evening so you'r all wasting your time, even if I get lost / die / get trapped in a rainstorm that turns the ground which is black clay into snot mile:

3) I will be eternally grateful if a FB would arrive at my cottage doorstep. He can even be from the good 'ol US of A, I won't mind :biggrin:

4) You guys must all have fun & look out for one another

[trywait]

not that anyone cares but I find it weird when im just home

[mbennet35]

Not that anyone cared but my head is killing me.

[VileKyle]

Not that anyone cares, but this is post 1,000 for the rainbow.

[mbennet35]

Not that anyone cares, but this is post 1,000 for the rainbow.

Welcome to the club!

[trialbyerror]

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I'm back with a vengence, and lost of stories to tell

[trialbyerror]

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I'm back with a vengence, and lost of stories to tell (Continuation)

Well, my extensions at the farm are complete, and I moved furniture round all night on Friday night, causing my sleep cycle to go for a ball of gunge which finally got right on Monday morning,

Building was interrupted for a while by a 2,3 m black mamba, which was finally found under the camoflage netting under the roof of my porch, and was finally killed on my swing seat

Unfortunatly, snakes this poisoness have to be killed, as trapping them is far to dangerous.

The farm is to far from the nearest medical facility, and even if the right antivenom is adminisered it would be far too late.

I have personally had 2 encounters wit 2 brown rinkahals, (cobra's) and now a mamba WOW!

I have photo's, but still cannot upload.

I HAVE SENT 4 MAILS FOR ASSISTANCE AND HAVE ONLY HAD A REPLY TO THE FIRST ONE.

I am just a little more than annoyed..... I'm obviously not important enough....

Watched another cow drop a calf, and had a Coca-cola "shooter" (I don't drink, so that would be a shooter glass filled with Coca-cola) out of a yummy guy,s forskin, while he was lying on the bar counter starkers!

I won the bet and get 20 free coldrinks :biggrin:

That's about it......

[Miles]

had a Coca-cola "shooter" (I don't drink, so that would be a shooter glass filled with Coca-cola) out of a yummy guy,s forskin, while he was lying on the bar counter starkers!

Coke in the dickhole doesn't sound particularly pleasant.