You Did WHAT?!

[Rainbowmum]

My ex really loved the smell of my aftershave so, I sent him a whole case of it.

I once dressed up as a ____________ and scared the ____________ out of a patient .

[monk]

I once dressed up as an MI5 agent and scared the Living Daylights out of a patient .

I once broke my nose after falling off a ______________.

[Rainbowmum]

I once broke my nose after falling off a curb.

I once got so ________________________ that all I could do was laugh.

[monk]

I once got so stoned that all I could do was laugh.

I once saw ____________ jitterbugging on a table.

[Rainbowmum]

I once saw a dancing jitterbugging on a table.

I once put ____________________in a waterbed .

[monk]

I once put goldfish in a waterbed.

The last time I was on the moon, I bumped into _____________.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

The last time I was on the moon, I bumped into Neil Armstrong.

The last time I did _____________, I was _________.

[Blue]

The last time I did yoga, I was tied in a knot for a week.

I tried to take the eggs from a ___________ and, got ____________.

[Rainbowmum]

I tried to take the eggs from a nest and, got my hand pecked.

I once got __________________________by a _______________

[RockerBlocks]

I once got shoved by a monkey

I changed a ________ on a ________