My ex really loved the smell of my aftershave so, I sent him a whole case of it.
I once dressed up as a ____________ and scared the ____________ out of a patient .
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I once dressed up as an MI5 agent and scared the Living Daylights out of a patient .
I once broke my nose after falling off a ______________.
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I once broke my nose after falling off a curb.
I once got so ________________________ that all I could do was laugh.
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I once got so stoned that all I could do was laugh.
I once saw ____________ jitterbugging on a table.
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I once saw a dancing jitterbugging on a table.
I once put ____________________in a waterbed .
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I once put goldfish in a waterbed.
The last time I was on the moon, I bumped into _____________.
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The last time I was on the moon, I bumped into Neil Armstrong.
The last time I did _____________, I was _________.
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The last time I did yoga, I was tied in a knot for a week.
I tried to take the eggs from a ___________ and, got ____________.
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I tried to take the eggs from a nest and, got my hand pecked.
I once got __________________________by a _______________
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I once got shoved by a monkey
I changed a ________ on a ________
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