Sweet Revenge

[Blue]

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.

In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

[Genersis]

Har har?:confused:

[ZackT]

I was reading this from the perspective of the lover being a woman. It didn't make any sense.

Then I realized it was supposed to be man/man/man and then it made sense.

[ceez]

lol, I would go outside and put gasoline in the grill and light it so he'd freak out from the smoke.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

This is good - stop giving me idears though..... First I will have to enclose the carport to make it into a garage....

[Blue]

Just go right ahead, I'm sure your ankle will just love you after all of that hauling materials, climbing ladders, and generally being on your feet for the next 3 days. :tongue:

Then go toast some more sock instead of the now very incapacitated ex. :biggrin:

[Dillon]

I chuckled.

By the way, did you just watch Saw?