Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tie him up and put him in the cellar along with that body of the 24 year old you have.

I'm bored and no one is playing these games anymore *pout*

[partis]

do the worlds hardest puzzle, its a 5000 piece puzzle of baked beans.

im fed up and want to disapear

[southbiochem]

throw yourself off some of the many Brit cliffs, and then let the currents of the lovely North Sea and North Atlantic to do the job..

I need to stop this "single man" trait of mine

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Your the scientists - make your own man!

Dr. Victor Frankenstein did it, why can't you?

I'm going to assume more pain the day after an injury is normal - right.....?

[southbiochem]

OMG you just reminded me of this movie "May"...

"if you can't find a friend, make one"......

"I need more parts"...creepiest movie I saw in a long time...I had forgotten about it






yes, pain is perfectly normal...

If it keeps bothering you should smash things onto it until it actually breaks, then you won't even remember when it was bruised and bothering you..

I'm too boring, I need to start an addiction...¿suggestions?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I strongly suggest Methamphetamine: You can choose your own tweak, I preferred the dance dance dance tweak. However there is the marathon sex tweak (4-8 hours of nonstop sex) and if those two are too boring you can choose from picking or peeking. Picking is where you pick at yourself, or the floor - peeking is where you stand at the window peaking between the blinds being paranoid of everything that moves, including debris and litter that the winds blows around.

I was going to make bread but discovered I only have half the yeast I need to make a loaf... suggestions?

[partis]

make a half loaf... i know you americans like doing everything big but heres some good advice for once :p

i forget to switch the heater off and my rooms like a furnace

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I'm cold - I need to reside in a furnace or marry one.... :tongue:

As for half loaf - I considered that, but dividing 1/3 cup milk by half is ?????

There is an opossum under my dwelling....

[trialbyerror]

However many teaspoons it takes to fill the cup divided by 3

Example 30 teaspoons to fill the cup, divided by 3 = 10

If the answer is a fraction of a teaspoon, then use an eye-dropper to fill the teaspoon and divide it accordingly.

Any thing smaller won't affect your bread.

I have just had my widdle waddle and must go back to fairy-land

[partis]

drink lots before you go back to fairy land miley-drinking-bee

ive got a baddie on my gum where i bit it