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[trialbyerror]

Rub it 3 times daily with sand-paper

My head-board bangs annoyingly against the wall

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Remove the wall.

A tire went flat on my wheel barrel today........

[trialbyerror]

Strange you should say that, it's part of my renovation plan to be started some time

I've got all the material to build a new, downsized bush trailer.
It has been cut to size and everything is correct

I will start building on Saturday.

The outcome will be South Africa's first canvass caravan, I will do a "story" (it deserves one) and put it in the local caravan and camping magazine.

I need advice

[southbiochem]

hire the utmost professional from across the globe to help you with the caravan, and then put inside the SA nukes you've been hiding since 1994...

BUSTED :eek:


they will go very much unnoticed..

I need to move elsewhere, meeting the next requierments...no f***ing churches or religions of any nature, weather must not be humid, nor heat past 25°C, In don't mind any low temperature limit, there has to be a scietific park, like Barcelona, colleges and comanies working together in a simbiotic relationship

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You can move in with me - I have an Air Conditioner unit. My religion would be you....

I need to rake up more leaves - again.... Grr.

[southbiochem]

what part of burning those bitches down did you not understand?..gasoline, nitroglicerine, a match..

wait till the night, when trick or treaters come and try to invade your household...then set those bicthes on fire along with damn kids all over your lawn..:eek:

I need to go pee but I don't want to get out of bed

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Allow me to go pee for you... LOL

I want a fireplace/wood burning stove - but all I have to work with is plywood and nails - suggestions?

[trialbyerror]

Oh that's easy peasy
Make a box 1000 x1000 x 1000mm deep using plywood and nails

Fill the box with nails.

now scoop out a hollow in the middle, and build your fire in the hollow
keep the plywood wet

Cummon B you'r brighter 'n that....

[southbiochem]

and your need for advice would be?

[trialbyerror]

Aw cummon South, the wee lad needs a fire place