Give Bad Advice

[Bhp91126]

Only wimps go to an ER, that chest pain will take care of itself.

[CellarDweller]

^^^^^^^^^^

haahaahaaa!

If you opt to dress like a zombie for Halloween, really bite people. They'll love the authenticity!

[Bhp91126]

Shared experiences bond a couple even tighter together, so don't tell your boyfriend about the syphilis you picked up at the airport last month.

[CellarDweller]

^^^^^

You come up with the best ones!

In case you didn't know, skunks love to be picked up and hugged

[Bhp91126]

^^^^^

You come up with the best ones!

In case you didn't know, skunks love to be picked up and hugged

I'm blushing

And I think skunks are adorable. To look at. From far far away.

On to the regularly scheduled program:

Bottoms need to be broken in. Ignore your partners cries and keep pounding. That vise-like grip on your penis means that he secretly approves.

[CellarDweller]

I'mBottoms need to be broken in. Ignore your partners cries and keep pounding. That vise-like grip on your penis means that he secretly approves.

If you are ever in South America, and feel hot, go swimming. The alligators and piranhas are so used to people, they're practically domesticated.

[bluedragon]

Don't check the expiry date when buying provisions in the shop, its a waste of time.

[CellarDweller]

let your kids watch scary movies with you, it won't affect them.

[Bhp91126]

Must-have accessories of the season for the trendy gay couple are little kids of various ethnic backgrounds. They are decorative, low maintenance, demand only a little food and are cheap labour around the house and you will be envied by all people you entertain while the children walk around with little trays of drinks or appetizers. Putting them in little ethnic costumes will only add to their cuteness factor.

But wait, there is more, if you call in the next 15 min we'll add a child-size cutlery set at no extra charge especially made for those little, grubby hands cutting your veggies, meats and fruit.

[bluedragon]

Having a sore throat? Drinking ice-cold water helps!