Give Bad Advice

[bluedragon]

Having eye irritation? Use chilli powder!

[CellarDweller]

It's good to go out in freezing temps with no coat. Frostbite is an urban legend.

[East]

Great vacation idea! Liberia!

[reaper]

If you don't know, don't ask.

[palbert]

Swim in a rip current for fun.

[East]

Forget about those pesky signs at the zoo...you know those lions would appreciate a nice snack..... so go ahead and give them one

[CellarDweller]

Oh, you should be like that girl, and kick the hornet's nest.

[East]

Next time you get stopped by a cop...refer to him as Officer Tinypenis...it will break the tension

[Rareboy]

Always remember to slice bagels toward your face.

[Rareboy]

Next time you get stopped by a cop...refer to him as Officer Tinypenis...it will break the tension

And if it is a female....call her 'Sugartits'. They love it when you compliment their breasts.