Give Bad Advice

[palbert]

Silly! Don't stop for a cop!

[Rareboy]

And if you are stopped for speeding...by a spike strip after following the advice above.....just use the phrase 'Time is money' or my favourite ' They wouldn't have all those numbers on the speedometer if they didn't intend us to drive that speed, dickwad'.

[palbert]

Maybe don't drive if you're afraid of interaction

[East]

If your friend's wife starts to gain weight...ask her when the bundle of joy is due...preferably at a dinner party. They will both appreciate it

[palbert]

start a spam war

[CellarDweller]

If you're in a group of people, just remember, crop dusting is fun!

[Rareboy]

Trust anyone who has turned up from Justusboys.

[bluedragon]

Don't hydrate yourself after exercising

[Rareboy]

If you smell gas, light a match to see what is going on.

[Rareboy]

^ Oh my. Aren't we a bitter, angry young man....is it because of the serial banning from this site on top of getting pitched from JUB?

Well here's some good advice.

Just keep doing what you're doing. It will endear you to everyone on this site.........

oh...and I believe you meant 'mis-quoted' and not quoted.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday.