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Take some sleeping pills

Looks like a busy day at work today
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leave at lunch time

I don't have to set my alarm tomorrow
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Set it anyway, every 15 minutes, starting from 5AM.

It's 11.15AM and I am still in bed.
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Pee in your bed so you gross yourself out enough to get out of bed.

It's 11:05 and I am not in bed when I really should be.
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Stick the corks you've been collecting but didn't know what to do with around your bed for a funky, fresh new look to your bedroom. The extra activity will make you tired too.

My ear hurts.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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Force a C size battery into your ear canal.

It's 12.40am and I am not remotely tired.
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Bang your head against a wall until you fall unconscious

I wanna have a longer weekend
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Spend every day this week like it's a Monday.

I have the day off tomorrow.
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prank call your boss in your free time

I'll sleep on my undies cause the air out there is fresh, but by 5 AM it will be colder, I hate closing the windows and I don't wanna wake up to put something on...thoughts?
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go find a male escort instead of a blankie

I wanna listen to old school r&b
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