10-10-2015, 08:55 AM
Take some sleeping pills
Looks like a busy day at work today
Looks like a busy day at work today
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10-10-2015, 08:55 AM
Take some sleeping pills
Looks like a busy day at work today
10-11-2015, 08:14 AM
leave at lunch time
I don't have to set my alarm tomorrow
10-11-2015, 11:14 AM
Set it anyway, every 15 minutes, starting from 5AM.
It's 11.15AM and I am still in bed.
10-11-2015, 11:05 PM
Pee in your bed so you gross yourself out enough to get out of bed.
It's 11:05 and I am not in bed when I really should be.
10-11-2015, 11:34 PM
Stick the corks you've been collecting but didn't know what to do with around your bed for a funky, fresh new look to your bedroom. The extra activity will make you tired too.
My ear hurts.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
10-12-2015, 12:38 AM
Force a C size battery into your ear canal.
It's 12.40am and I am not remotely tired.
10-12-2015, 01:00 AM
Bang your head against a wall until you fall unconscious
I wanna have a longer weekend
10-12-2015, 01:02 AM
(Edited 10-12-2015, 01:11 AM by Cridders88.)
Spend every day this week like it's a Monday.
I have the day off tomorrow.
10-12-2015, 02:06 AM
prank call your boss in your free time
I'll sleep on my undies cause the air out there is fresh, but by 5 AM it will be colder, I hate closing the windows and I don't wanna wake up to put something on...thoughts?
10-12-2015, 05:42 AM
go find a male escort instead of a blankie
I wanna listen to old school r&b |
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