Put bear grease on your skin and ignore the rain.
I'm out of tomato sauce, cheese and, basil. What shall I put on the fettuccine I cooked?
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Garnish it in sweet chili sauce and throw it at your neighbor!
I'm scared of the guy in the mirror, what do?
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Scare him by wearing a monster mask.
How can I get smooth, solid poops?
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Swallow a pack of jello granules.
How can I get a money tree?
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Plant a Hilton family member in your yard.
I don't want to drive the speed limit.
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Be a boy-racer - pedal to the metal!
I'm really tired.
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
I'm in need of a ship!
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Don't forget to poke air-holes in the box.
I need snazzier clothes if I'm to get a job interview.
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Sequins - lots and lots of sequins.
I'm out of shampoo, what should I was my hair with?
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Barbasol and a razor.
My glasses are dirty.
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