Give Bad Advice

[knickerbuck]

imagine yourself to be a heavy mass of flesh ..

im sweating so bad ..

[Cridders88]

Wrap yourself up in blankets.

It's nearly 2am and I am hungry.

[knickerbuck]

ingest something acidic

i lost my ipod usb connector

[Cridders88]

Use a chain of needles instead, bound to work.

I am not tired, even though it is really late.

[knickerbuck]

wank ..

how do i beat my excessive compulsion? ..

[CaptainAwesome]

You can't.

I can't decide on something atm.

[Insertnamehere]

Delay the decision until you explode.

I feel as if my head is going to explode

[Cridders88]

Chop off your arm.

I have to leave the flat in 30 mins but I have yet to get out of bed.

[CaptainAwesome]

Remain right where you are... If they need you they'll come to you.

My thighs are sore.

[trywait]

rub Vaseline on it

I have a cough that refuses to totally go away