Give Bad Advice

[knickerbuck]

take in some honey ..

i just ate something that made me sick ..

[Cridders88]

Eat some more. Whilst you're at it, eat some raw chicken.

Gym awaits...

[Redmage]

Stay at home and practice doing some curls using a candy bar.

I really should start working on my writing sometime soon.

[Cridders88]

Get someone to chop off your hands.

I've eaten too much cake.

[CaptainAwesome]

Have some Ipecac syrup.

I overthink trivial matters sometimes.

[Cridders88]

Think about things until you are driven into a panicked frenzy. Then drink 5 strong cups of coffee in this state.

Shift starts in 2 minutes.

[knickerbuck]

CAPS LOCK

the sun is up and i like it ..

[Cridders88]

Go to an underground cave.

I am climbing a mountain this weekend.

[knickerbuck]

bring kingkong with you ..

i hate it when somebody is at the same floor with me at this time.. hehe ..

[Cridders88]

Kill them in front of witnesses.

I can't wait for Thursday evening.