Give Bad Advice

[knickerbuck]

go to some gay bar and find a man who you sense is seducing you, let him make you drink a drugged cocktail and wake up on the wrong side of bed, and say good bye to thursday evening

i think the teletubbies are annoying ..

[trywait]

watch barney instead

im out of chocolate

[knickerbuck]

move ya lazy ass .. go pick up some coco beans from a coco tree and mash 'em up to get ya coco ..

im tired of the recipes we have everyday ..

[JohnMusic]

stop eating

i hate having to dress before going outside.

[knickerbuck]

dress three layers ..

im a big yawner ..

[Cridders88]

Yawn so hard you get lockjaw.

I am so relieved it is cooler outside tonight.

[Justaguy]

Turn on the heating, then dress for snow.

I can't sleep and I have work tomorrow.

[Cridders88]

Stick pins in your eyes.

I have a headache.

[Justaguy]

Bang your head against the wall until it goes away.

Struggling to find new music to listen to.

[knickerbuck]

bind yourself to a chair with magnetic audio tape ..

i want a new camera