Give Bad Advice

[knickerbuck]

bind yourself to a chair with magnetic audio tape ..

i want a new camera

[Justaguy]

Take a photograph of one.

I'd like a nice holiday abroad.

[knickerbuck]

persona non-gratize yourself to all nations by creating a virus that will send a message of animosity to their gov't agencies ..

i can't get a dog to want me because the people at home are allergic to mammal hair ..

[Justaguy]

Step 1 - Locate dog in question.
Step 2 - Cover dog in reputable brand of hair remover.
Step 3 - Await results.

I spend too much time thinking not enough time doing.

[Cridders88]

Tie yourself to a chair and see if you become more productive.

I am too hot.

[knickerbuck]

take a dip into the Weddell Sea ..

i know a dumb bitch when i see one ..

[Justaguy]

Have botched laser eye surgery.

I play on my PS4 way too much.

[Cridders88]

Wash your mouth out with soap for even suggesting such a thing.

I have lots to do today.

[Justaguy]

Spend the entire day making a to-do list - for today.

I've finished work and don't know what to do next.

[Cridders88]

Drink bleach.

About to head out.