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Give Bad Advice
Drive somewhere where it’s not supposed to rain tonight

My car is not sexy
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Scratch the car all over with your keys and give it a lick with a blowtorch.

I ate a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's and now my stomach hurts.
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Have a second tub to push the first tub out, it was obviously bad.

I'm feeling tired.
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Do you know what, even though that is bad advice I probably still would haha.

My advice to you, go for a long drive.

My room is far too hot
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Take as steaming hot shower, it will make the room feel cooler.

I'm bored right now.
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Measure the average length of your arm hairs, and repeat every five minutes.

I really should be sleeping
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Go to sleep when the sun comes up!

I can't seem to get my muse to inspire me
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That is very close to happening, I can already hear the birds awakening!

Stare at a wall for inspiration.

The garden needs weeding
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drown the weeds with water and fertilizer. Oh, and then let the sun beat down on them!

I need to get a new mop and bucket.
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Who needs a mop and bucket?

I’m bored
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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