Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

Rules: be as impractical or counter-productive as possible.

My ear canals are itching like mad.

[megumidesu]

clean them out with sulphuric acid ~



i'm really tired but i need to go food shopping ~

[Counselor]

Have the maid do your sleeping..

I'm almost out of gasoline in the van.

[megumidesu]

buy a new van


i need a cigarette

[monk]

Nah, smoke some heroin instead.

I've got a headache.

[Counselor]

Share the wealth: head-check your SO!

My bedroom is not as warm as I'd like it to be.

[megumidesu]

burn it down


my back is hurting

[Counselor]

Whatever you do, DON'T BEND AT THE KNEES!


My phone battery is almost dead.

[monk]

Wait a while - it'll be completely dead.

My dog won't behave.

[Counselor]

Write your dog a letter explaining how misbehavior makes you feel.

What's the quickest way to fall asleep?