Give Bad Advice

[AquarianDragon]

Bungie jump ...bare back

I'm too tired to peel skin off a custard!

[leer]

make a hole in the bottom & suck it out


My car needs cleaning

[Evan88]

Clean it with your tongue. Lol

I wanna watch a movie, anything you can suggest?

[Counselor]

Videotape yourself destroying your television.


What's the best way to deal with a traffic jam?

[leer]

buy a tank


how do i stop wetting the bed

[Counselor]

Pee on it before you go to sleep.



How can I make my wifi signal stronger?

[Rainbowmum]

Aluminum foil the out side of your house paying special attention to the roof and any antennas.

How do I get petrol cheaper without invading the middle east ?

[Counselor]

Invade the Left East. :biggrin:


How do I not get addicted to television dramas?

[ChrisD]

Get addicted to something illegal instead- it's much more exciting.

My teeth hurt. What should I do?

[Counselor]

File off the sore parts with a Dremel tool.


I'm famished and I desperately want Thai cashew chicken.