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[elad12]

There is a great Thai place in Svalbard.

I just ran out of toothpaste. Any suggestions?

[SouthernCeCe]

Use some dirt. Works fine ^_^

I want something sweet to eat!

[Rainbowmum]

Spoon and bag of sugar ,go for it.(or if you do not deserve it get the bag of flour)

How do I get rid of this heatwave?

[Lilitu]

Right, what you do is: Buy all the frozen vegetables, then dump it into the sea; et voila, you have lovely cold vegetable soup.

I need to fix my laptop charger.

[Counselor]

The top of your lap will survive without a charge for now.


I can't find my headphones.

[Lilitu]

Why not try: Rhubarb, especially the leafy bits.

How do I write a letter of dissatisfaction?

[monk]

Swear at them.

The day is going to fast.

[AquarianDragon]

Set your watch ahead.

Cats are fighting in the laneway.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Release the cracken.

My percolator isn't perking... what shall I do for coffee?

[elad12]

Sometimes if you put a small hole in the bottom of the percolater it will work again.

My raincoat is leaking. Any advise?