Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

Break their legs and shove their head into the trough/river/body of water of your choosing.


I'm not as good at pushups as I was a year ago, what should I do?

[Blue]

Stop doing pushups, you will forget how good you used to be at them.

It's going to freeze tonight. How do I keep my water pipes form freezing and breaking?

[ChrisD]

stop the water circulation and start running antifreeze through the pipes- hey if it works in cars.....


how do I cure this annoyingly persistent dry skin?

[Blue]

Make a paste of equal parts oatmeal and silica (very fine absorbent sand) it will suck the dry, and most anything right out of your skin in no time.

I made way too much venison stew, my freezer is full. What should I do to keep the leftovers from spoiling?

[bakalove]

dump it on an old lady.

I found a crusty old french fry in my book bag what should i do with it?

[monk]

Use it as a bookmark.

I wake up too early in the mornings - advice?

[Miles]

Set your clocks 12 hours forward - that way, every morning will become an afternoon/evening. :biggrin:

My front door stopped opening again! What do I do???

(not really)

[monk]

Go to the highest window and jump.

My dog has a really stubborn streak - what do I do?

[Miles]

Sit him down for an in-depth debate on the merits of doggy obedience.

Neither of my windows open. (Really.)

[Counselor]

Punch a hole in the wall.

I took an extra multivitamin this morning.