Give Bad Advice

[Blue]

Place you old one in front of a speeding semi.

I want my sweetheart in my arms NOW.

[stpdo2]

Call scotty to have him beamed over

I need to take a shower

[Blue]

Go find a skunk and let it spray you.

I need to go to the dentist and, don't want to be offline that long.

[stpdo2]

Have the dentist come to you, I'm sure there are traveling dentists somewhere on craigslist...

I'm out of fun work tasks for the week, down to the drudgery part.

[Beau]

Then don't do anything.

I missed something. Didn't I?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I'm the wrong person to ask, I never see nothing, not no way, not no how.

My dog is in the street barking, what should I do?

[ChrisD]

Convince the neighbors to start barking back.

Urgh my stomach hurts.....

[stpdo2]

eat until you puke it empty again so you can reset your gut

I have to fold laundry

[Rainbowmum]

Starch it all instead .

I need to go to the bank and do not want to.

[Blue]

Post your debit card number one every Juaez site there is - you'll soon have no reason to need a bank at all.

I want to get married.