Move to CalElfornia
I need to stay awake
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Sit on a pin cushion.
It is really foggy but I need to drive.
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Ooh! I know this I just read the road code last night. The answer is ummm: place blueberries on all the chairs, and lie to Indonesia. Not necessarily the country, just the geographical region.
I need to get rid of all these flies.
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Eat them.
I need more money.
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Write yourself a BIG cheque.
The house next door is up for sale.
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Start picking up your mail when the house is being shown while wearing whitey-tighties and slippers and carrying a beer. Wave to prospective buyers and belch.
My socks are cold and sweaty.
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bake them in the oven.
My legs are sore.
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Run up and down the stairs for 20 minutes
I need to stop some of the cold drafts in my house.
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Knock down an exterior wall, all the drafts will be in one room then.
I need to find a caretaker for my place for a week or so.
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Advertise on Facebook.
I am just about fed up with everything.
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Give Bad Advice
