Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

Hack into my computer and post in my place!

I need to get to Uranus real quick. (As in the planet.)

[Buffylo]

Giant acme sling shot.


I need cuddles.

[Beau]

Stick out your thumb and hitch a ride. (Curses for you blocking the obvious Uranus joke mile: )

I want a fish tank.

[Buffylo]

I didnt know fish used tanks in war, but I guess go to the marina...

(Sorry I blocked, but im taked and I dont like to flirt lol. Please insert uranus joke meow)

I hear something mysterious....

[Miles]

Buffylo, if you want cuddles just go to a zoo and try to cuddle with some big cats.

Beau, hijack an M1 Abrams and stuff the inside with bass.

LOLEDIT: Mysterious? Ignore it, if you hear it again it'll become familiar.

I need learn to read backwards.

[Buffylo]

Stand on your head.


I need to kick my new addiction to this site

[Miles]

Leave your computer in front of a moving steamroller.

I think I've found Jesus.

[Buffylo]

Where was he burried?



Im not on a computer

[Miles]

Cast thine tablet/phone into the sea. Then repeat previous advice.

Jesus was in Utah, natch. Now I need a shovel.

[Buffylo]

Hire jews like the Egyptians did... oh wait....


I need to go on a srs diet.