Eat as many slices as you want. When the pizza is cut, all of the calories leak out.
I have a friend who borrows money and never repays it. What should I do?
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Lend him more money. He's bound to pay you back and with interest!
My cats love to walk on my keyboard.
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If you glue cat litter to the keys they will only walk on it occasionally, when the need arises.
My dog chews anything made of plastic or rubber.
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Send his droppings to Tupperware
I found a baby python at my back door.
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Well, don't just stand there! Invite him in! (Unless of course your whole phrase is some sort of euphemism. LOL)
I have a problem with trusting people.
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Join a prison pen pal association.
I went for a midnight swim and something just bumped my foot, what should I do?
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Try wriggling your toes enticingly to see if you can catch whatever it is!
I have to go to a party tonight and can't decide what to wear. What should I do?
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Don't wear anything.
I can't get my dog to make his bed, what should I do?
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Hire him a maid.
I'm feeling very lazy today and don't want to get up and take a shower.
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Then just lick your hand and rub the important parts. That should be clean enough. (ROFLMAO)
I want to make some money fast. How should I go about it?
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