Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Order delivery.

I don't want to be at home this weekend.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmmmm climb on the roof, thus you are not 'at' home but 'on' home.

I need to come up with a plan.....

[Beau]

Call the A-team.

"I love it when a plan comes together."


I am lonely tonight.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I'm sorry

There is a Wolf Spider crawling up the wall next to me, what should I do?

[Beau]

Give it a cookie. (Mmm, cookies)

My hair needs to be brushed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a cat, Wet cat, apply to head. Rewet cat as needed until hair is combed.
Use peroxide as needed for new wounds.

My feet are freezing, what should I do?

[Beau]

Let me warm them up. I'm feeling rather heated myself.

The muscles in my back are tense.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmmmmm. Not touching that... Ummmmmm

No Wait, no offense - I meant... I better shut up now....

Currently tongue~tied.......

[monk]

Cut your tongue out.

I'm fed up.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Eat more beef and be well fed.

My pajama bottoms have grown larger, what should I do?



*no seriously, they keep trying to fall down and I have tightened the cord*