Give Bad Advice

[elad12]

Sounds reasonable, wear them to work tomorrow and let me know what happens

I want to learn to sleep in. I never can

[Lalo]

Take 5 ambien and call me next week.

I want to know one of the 8 people who hijacked a diamond shipment.

[ChrisD]

Ask the police to arrange a meeting

I gotta get up real early tomorrow. How do I get through the day with so little sleep?

[Lalo]

Don't bother. Just show up, then excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, hide in a stall and sleep on the toilet. People will think you have a bowel problem.

My skin is dry.

[Lilitu]

lick it.

I should probably learn cantonese

[monk]

Take Mandarin lessons.

I have to go out later and it's too damned cold.

[Beau]

Then don't go out.

I should go to sleep now.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drink lots of strong coffee.

I'm thinking about become a meth dealer for extra cash... how should I proceed?

[Lalo]

Talk to me and I will set you up with a starter pack.

I should reall get ready for work.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Kick back, relax, play a few more word games.

How long do I bake acorn squash at 300F?