Give Bad Advice

[Lalo]

Random advice to Mum because she posted an incomplete post. Wait...let me apply my heightened wolf senses to figure out what she wanted to say. ............... u-huh.... OH!!

Here's your answer Mum: "Just slap him! He deserves it anyway!"

My partner is irritating the hell out of me today. What should I do?

[trywait]

as long as ur face is not on a milk carton, u're safe

i have a swollen ankle

[monk]

Hit your knee with a hammer - you'll forget all about the ankle.

I must make time to watch a lot of films I've missed.

[Rainbowmum]

Do not do anything else.

I need to slash the grass before I mow tomorrow.

[Lalo]

Hire Miles and his sheep buddies to come over and nibble that grass into line!

I need to get a new phone because my dog just shattered my iPhone's gorilla glass cover.

[Miles]

Find a pay phone and haul it around with you everywhere.

I need to come up with some lyrics for the new song I did today. Never mind the title. :p

[trywait]

jus steal one fr a yuppie

i need a dd

[monk]

No, have a gg instead.

I need a holiday.

[Lalo]

Jenifer Holliday has been hoping you would ask. Take her out on a date.


I have to work all day today. How can I get out of it?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Punch your boss a couple of times. If you use a baseball bat in the process you can get 5 to 10 years vacation at the Cross Bar Hotel.

Its grey and drizzly outside and I want to be out there doing stuff today....