Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Get a cat to scratch it for him.

It seems we are about a month behind with the season here , I never know what to expect.

[trywait]

move to the moon

i need to exercise more

[partisan]

Just take steroids instead,its the new exerise

I need to get onto the roof but I haven't got a ladder

[Counselor]

Fly.


My beer is half-drunk, and so am I, but I want it to be full-drunk without getting drunkerrerrr...

[ToddYoung]

Have you considered a beer enema?

I keep falling asleep in the middle of the day.

[monk]

Drink some of that coffee that makes you ill.

I want to be able to fly.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I wish for a super computer.

[trywait]

buy a packard bell

i need a car

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, Match box toys has many types of cars to choose from.

I wish I knew what to do with this bell?

[elad12]

Ring it

I need Bowyn to keep track of which game he's playing