Give Bad Advice

[Nick9]

here you are, monk:
http://www.kaloricketabulky.cz/tabulka-potravin.php

I don't feel like making dinner

[Beau]

Make it anyways and throw it out. Don't want to get rusty.

I need a lot of money fast.

[Miles]

A money storm blows in and it's so thick you can't see three feet in front of your face. Soon your windows bust in letting in a flood of gold, silver, copper, zinc, nickel, and paper. You drown in the money and die a rich man.

I need to find some druuuuuuuuuuugs

[partisan]

Granted but you get so high you never come down and forget where you live

I wish I could teleport

[Miles]

Close your eyes and imagine yourself somewhere else. You're there! Just don't open your eyes again.

How do I do a better job of remembering which word game I'm posting in? :p

[partisan]

Follow my example

I need to cut the grass

[elad12]

Make a list of all the word games on graph paper and check off each game as you play them. Also include the date and the time. Be sure to use Greenwich Mean Time.

I'm out of milk. What can I use?

[partisan]

Cider

I need to mow the lawn

[Rainbowmum]

Cement it instead.

I need a new Driza-Bone riding coat. ( thank you Jack Grrrr)

[trywait]

buy it in economy size

i want ice cream