Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Boil the water in your hands.

I think I need a glass of water.

[partisan]

Have a glass of absynth instead

My landlord is snooping around

[monk]

Slam the door on his head.

I think I might have offended someone.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

500 Internal Server Error: Try rebooting in safe-mode... see if that fixes the offended program.

Can't sleep (again and again and again and again and again 508 Loop Detected)

[Counselor]

Switch to an 808 or a 909 loop.

I don't want to go back to work after lunch...

[partisan]

feed the ducks instead

My carpet needs a hoover

[Beau]

Don't bother. Hoover's really suck.

I want a new duck. One that won't try to quack.

[monk]

Get a goose instead - they don't quack.

I'm falling out of love with this place.

[partisan]

Me too let's blow it up

I missed the train by 1second

[Lalo]

Run along the tracks until you catch it. It has to stop sometime.

I don't know what to fix for a happy hour get together this Friday.